Funny Resignation Letter from Disgruntled Employees Example [Edit & Download]

Harper Quinn
1312 Rebel Road
Dissent City, DC 90909
Email: harper.quinn@example.com
Phone: (555) 666-7777
January 31, 2025

Ms. Sylvia Stern
Chief Executive Officer
Serious Business Ltd.
789 Corporate Drive
Dissent City, DC 90910

Dear Ms. Stern,

As I sit here sipping the subpar office coffee for the last time, I’m thrilled to announce that I am officially resigning from Serious Business Ltd., effective two weeks from today. It’s not me, it’s definitely you.

A Walk Down Memory Lane (Or Should I Say Cubicle Row?)
Reflecting on my time at the company, I fondly recall the many ‘urgent’ emails, the thrilling micromanagement, and the intense passion everyone had for meetings about meetings. I will miss the printer that never worked and the air conditioner that worked too well.

Why I’m Leaving
It’s not just to escape the aforementioned coffee, though that’s a compelling reason on its own. No, I’m leaving to pursue my dream of not having to attend another ‘team synergy’ workshop or pretend I know what “synergy” actually means.

Transitioning With Grace (And A Hint Of Mischief)
Fear not, for I am committed to a smooth transition. This includes handing over my half-dead office plant (survive if you dare, little buddy) and ensuring my desk’s legacy of snack wrappers and sarcastic sticky notes is preserved. I will also document all my unfinished tasks with detailed notes like “I have no idea what this project is about” and “Good luck!”

Heartfelt Goodbyes
Thank you for the opportunities for personal and professional development, particularly in the realms of patience and tolerance. I’m walking away with a few extra grey hairs, which I’ll cherish as souvenirs.

With all due sarcasm and genuine relief,

Harper Quinn

P.S.
I’ve taken the liberty of unsubscribing from all company newsletters. If you need to find me, I’ll be at the beach, recovering from years of corporate exposure. Oh, and I left a little goodbye gift in the break room—enjoy discovering it! (Hint: It buzzes, but don’t worry, it’s not harmful.)