Funny Resignation Letter to Colleagues Example [Edit & Download]

Jordan Bennett
900 Laughter Lane
Funville, FV 90123
Email: jordan.bennett@example.com
Phone: (901) 234-5678
January 31, 2025

To All My Dear Colleagues,

Subject: The Great Escape!

As I type this, there’s a mixed feeling of glee and a slight tinge of guilt for leaving the best team of pranksters and professionals one could ask for. Yes, folks, you read it right—I am officially breaking up with my cubicle and heading for greener (and possibly, less fluorescent) pastures. My last day at FunCorp will be on February 14, 2025, making this the most significant Valentine’s Day of my life since I have decided to choose freedom over free coffee!

Recollections of Our Time Together
Where do I even begin? Should I start with the daily coffee machine gossip or the never-ending quest to find the best lunch spots? Or maybe, those epic team-building exercises where we learned that trust falls are not always trustworthy. Each day here was filled with enough laughs to make a sitcom look dull.

Why I’m Leaving
Now, why would anyone in their right mind leave such a splendid bunch? Well, it’s not you, it’s me—and a small dream of mine to become a professional candy tester (yes, that’s a real job, and yes, I might have made it up). But in all seriousness, I’ve decided to pursue further studies in culinary arts with a focus on dessert sciences. I guess I’m trading my reports for recipes!

Passing the Baton
I’ve left no stone unturned to make sure that the team will continue to thrive, even in my absence. I’ve annotated all our files with comments funnier than the last meme I shared (check them out for a good chuckle during those dreary audit meetings). And rest assured, I’ve trained my successor in the art of making the perfect coffee—as you all deserve nothing less.

A Heartfelt Goodbye
Thank you for the incredible memories, the support during tough times, and the constant laughter. Working with each of you has not only been a pleasure, it’s been an absolute riot. Please do keep in touch; you know where to find me—at the nearest candy store or buried under a pile of cookbooks.

Warmest regards,

Jordan Bennett

P.S.
As a farewell gift, I’ve stocked our break room with a month’s supply of the finest chocolates and snacks. Consider it my way of saying a sweet goodbye, and remember—every sugar rush was brought to you by yours truly! Let’s not say ‘goodbye’ but ‘snack you later!’