Ghana Employee Funny Resignation Letter Example [Edit & Download]

Kwame Adjei
789 Sunshine Avenue
Accra, Greater Accra
Email: kwame.adjei@example.com
Phone: (233) 20 123 4567
January 31, 2025

Mr. Kofi Mensah
Managing Director
Gold Coast Ventures
123 Enterprise Road
Accra, Greater Accra

Dear Mr. Mensah,

I hope this letter tickles you more than the office tickle fights we never had. It’s with a jubilant heart and slightly sweaty palms (thanks to the Accra humidity, not nervousness) that I submit my resignation from Gold Coast Ventures, effective as of the end of February 2025.

Reflections of a Memorable Journey
From the moment I stepped into the office, I knew I was in a place where professionalism meets the ‘Ghanaian way’—that is, a place where every challenge is met with a smile, and possibly a wise saying that nobody really understands but nods at anyway. I’ll miss the daily power cuts that gave us compulsory breaks and the “small-small” office banter that made the days fly by.

The Adventures Ahead
Why am I leaving this wonderful setup, you ask? Well, I’ve decided to pursue a lifelong dream that doesn’t involve selling or marketing anything other than my own charm. I’m going to become a professional palaver tree sitter, where my job will be to solve disputes with wisdom I don’t yet possess and to mediate community gossip.

Ensuring a Smooth Handover
Fear not, for I shall not leave my team in the lurch. I’ve trained my successor on how to refill the water dispenser, which documents to pretend got lost in a ‘system error,’ and, most importantly, how to lock up the office chickens so they don’t wander off and start their own businesses.

Gratitude and Goofy Goodbyes
Thank you for the endless support, the opportunities to grow, and the countless lunches spent debating whether jollof rice from Ghana trumps all (it does, by the way). I leave with nothing but fond memories and a few stolen pens (sorry, they write so well!).

With all the laughs and a few leftover plantains,

Kwame Adjei

P.S.
Check the bottom drawer of the filing cabinet for a stash of the best office snacks. And yes, the key is hidden where we keep the most confidential files—inside the unused microwave in the kitchen. Enjoy, and remember, it’s only goodbye for now. See you at the next big family gathering—I mean, networking event!