Hilarious Funny Resignation Letter Example [Edit & Download]

Maxwell “Max” Jester
123 Laughtrack Blvd
Hilarity Haven, HH 43210
Email: max.jester@example.com
Phone: (987) 654-3210
January 31, 2025

To the Grand High Emperor of Office Supplies, aka My Boss,

Mr. Chuckles McLaughlin
Head Honcho
FunTimes Inc.
456 Jokester Lane
Hilarity Haven, HH 43211

Dear Chuckles,

Let’s start this off with a bang! Or maybe a whoopee cushion—whichever is louder, because I’m here to announce that I’m officially turning in my badge and my rubber chicken. That’s right, as of February 14, 2025, you’ll have to find another jester to keep the court amused, because I’m off to newer and maybe even sillier pastures.

Remembering the Good Times
Oh, the memories! From the great stapler-in-Jell-O incident to the third-floor bathroom poltergeist prank, we sure had our laughs. I’ll never forget the time you tried to convince me that ‘professionalism’ was just a state of mind. I still laugh thinking about how we managed to convince the entire sales team that the copier required voice commands.

Why I’m Bouncing
Why am I leaving, you ask? Well, it turns out that I’ve been offered a role as a taste tester at a mattress factory. Yes, you heard it right! Apparently, comfort is now a flavor, and they need someone with a refined palate to tell the difference between ‘springy’ and ‘foamy.’

A Smooth Transition
Worry not, dear boss and comrades, for I leave no prank unfinished and no pun unsaid. I have prepared a comprehensive guide on how to keep the office laughter going in my absence, complete with a schedule for the annual prank wars and a map to the secret snack stash.

Farewell and Watch Out
Thank you for the opportunities, for the giggles, and the outright guffaws. I’ll miss every single one of you (yes, even Bob from accounting). Let’s not say goodbye—let’s just say I’ll be watching you all from behind the two-way mirror… I mean, from afar.

Cackles and Cheers,

Maxwell Jester

P.S.
As a parting gift, check your desk drawers. I’ve left a little surprise in each—a mix of glitter bombs and spring-loaded snakes. Enjoy, and remember: you can’t spell ‘slaughter’ without ‘laughter’!